"Weekend at Snuti's" Part IV -finale- an adult story written by Laurel and Karre This story is a work of pure fiction. The authors do not advocate any of the illegal or immoral activities of this story. This story contains graphic sex and language, so if you are too young to be reading such material, please do not read it. Thank you. Background info: Iyami Rimshot, 31, is a character of Karre's; his parts will be written by her. The rp game he comes from deals with Neptunian aliens who have made their homes on Earth, so mention will be made of his Nep tail, since he is half Nep in heritage. Leslie Hadin, 34, is a character of Laurel's; her parts will be written by her (me). Leslie is Iyami's boss and has full knowledge of where he comes from. All other characters will be written by the respective writer of each portion of the story. The story will be told in e-mail/role-playing post style, simply because that's how Karre and I wrote it. If you want to wait for me to get it written out in story style before reading it, you're going to be waiting a loooooooong time... better to just read it now. ~_^ Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/1/98 8:58:25 PM Central Standard Time From: Laurel To: Karre << ::Iyami twitched and laughed; he was very ticklish.:: "Hey, you! So ya wanna play dirty, do ya?" ::He reached for Leslie's foot.:: >> Your arms aren't that long. Quit that before you throw your back out. ::Leslie teased.:: That's like trying to reach a sock that's fallen behind the dryer. <<::Iyami looked at Leslie in mock-shock.:: "You said size doesn't matter!" ::He whimpered.::>> That's because with you, it doesn't. ::She imitated Kiko, mugging cutely.:: Iyami has a very nice... size. Teeheehee! <<::Iyami looked at Leslie.:: "What about you, babe? What do you want?">> I want to... um... it starts with a "c"... ::Leslie pretended to think it over.:: <<::Iyami pointed to the vibe controls.:: "You mean this? You want I should do---*this*?" ::He quickly slid the control from low straight to high for a few moments, then to medium. Then to high, then medium. He enjoyed watching the movements of Kiko's hips, the trembling of her pussy as the vibe thrust itself in.::>> Ahhhhhhhh! YES! Yes, do that! Ohhhhhh it feels good! Oh Hiy--can I pretend the toy is Hiyata? ::Kiko suddenly asked.:: ::Leslie chuckled.:: <> Mmmmmm... mmmmmm... ::Leslie moaned around his cock, which she was working like a popsicle ready to pop off the stick. Better get all the licks off it you can before it falls right into your mouth! She suddenly cried out and writhed with pleasure underneath him as he struck another sensitive spot.:: Ohhhh baby! Harder! I'm so close to cumming! ::Kiko had that look of ecstasy on her face that Leslie got when she was nearing orgasm. The girl gripped the carpet in her hands as her hips worked with the vibrator. The vibrator was making hot squishy sounds as it pumped in and out. Kiko's clit throbbed all red and swollen with the teaser than moved against it, much like Leslie's clit now as Iyami licked it. Her pussy glistened more in the light, all slick with her juices.:: Ohhhhhh, oooooohhhhh, yes! ::heavy shrill panting:: YES! Sir, please, turn it up. I want it harder! Hiyata gives it to me harder when we're about to cum! Harder, please, ohhhhhh, ohhhhhhh! Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/1/98 11:08:24 PM Central Standard Time From: Karre To: Laurel > Your arms aren't that long. Quit that before you throw your back out. ::Leslie > teased.:: That's like trying to reach a sock that's fallen behind the dryer. "Tease!" ::Iyami had to content himself with tickling the back of Leslie's knee.:: > <<::Iyami looked at Leslie in mock-shock.:: "You said size doesn't matter!" > ::He whimpered.::>> > > That's because with you, it doesn't. "Women can be *so* cruel.." ::Iyami sighed.:: > ::She imitated Kiko, mugging cutely.:: > Iyami has a very nice... size. Teeheehee! "Leslie no ka-wa-ii!!" ::Iyami declared, smooching her butt, her thighs.:: > <<::Iyami looked at Leslie.:: "What about you, babe? What do you want?">> > > I want to... um... it starts with a "c"... ::Leslie pretended to think it > over.:: "Candy? Chocolate? Cufflinks?" ::Iyami supplied helpfully.:: "Ceiling? Commission?" ::Wriggle wriggle with the finger.:: > Ahhhhhhhh! YES! Yes, do that! Ohhhhhh it feels good! Oh Hiy--can I pretend the > toy is Hiyata? ::Kiko suddenly asked.:: > > ::Leslie chuckled.:: ::Iyami smiled.:: "Knock yerself out, cutie." ::He set the vibe up another notch.:: > Mmmmmm... mmmmmm... ::Leslie moaned around his cock, which she was working > like a popsicle ready to pop off the stick. Better get all the licks off it > you can before it falls right into your mouth! ((With all this licking, I gotta ask---How many licks does it take to get to the center of a ---never mind..)) ::Iyami loved how it felt when Lelsie vocalized with his dick in her mouth. He loved having his dick in her mouth, period. This was one hell of a blow-job and he was as hard as he was gonna get; he was gonna blow any second from that warm, caressing suction.:: > She suddenly cried out and > writhed with pleasure underneath him as he struck another sensitive spot.:: > Ohhhh baby! Harder! I'm so close to cumming! ::Iyami kept his finger where it was, pressing in insistantly as if doing morse code. At the same time, he poked his tongue out hard, and swirled it around as he sucked on Lelsie's hot, swollen clit.:: > ::Kiko had that look of ecstasy on her face that Leslie got when she was > nearing orgasm. The girl gripped the carpet in her hands as her hips worked > with the vibrator. The vibrator was making hot squishy sounds as it pumped in > and out. ::That sound drove Iyami wild. He sucked a long draw on Leslie, clenching his ass as he felt his insides surge.:: > Kiko's clit throbbed all red and swollen with the teaser than moved > against it, much like Leslie's clit now as Iyami licked it. Her pussy > glistened more in the light, all slick with her juices.:: Ohhhhhh, > oooooohhhhh, yes! ::heavy shrill panting:: YES! Sir, please, turn it up. I > want it harder! Hiyata gives it to me harder when we're about to cum! Harder, > please, ohhhhhh, ohhhhhhh! ::Iyami's hand convulsively yanked on the controls, pushing it up well past the 3rd level. His back shuddered as he came.:: "OoooOAAAAAAGH!!!! LESLIEEEEE!" Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/3/98 2:02:53 AM Central Standard Time From: Laurel To: Karre "Women can be *so* cruel.." ::Iyami sighed.:: >> That was a *compliment.* ::Leslie stressed; he had taken her comment the opposite way of how she had meant it.:: Silly man. <<"Candy? Chocolate? Cufflinks?" ::Iyami supplied helpfully.:: "Ceiling? Commission?" ::Wriggle wriggle with the finger.::>> Mmmmmmnngh. CUM! I want to cum! ::Leslie moaned. He was driving her crazy, searching around like that inside her.:: <<::Iyami smiled.:: "Knock yerself out, cutie." ::He set the vibe up another notch.::>> Uuuuuuuhhhh ahhhhhhh! ::Kiko moaned in return. Her hips got going faster.:: Hiyata... Hiyata... yes! ::pantpant:: You feel so good tonight! <<::Iyami kept his finger where it was, pressing in insistantly as if doing morse code. At the same time, he poked his tongue out hard, and swirled it around as he sucked on Leslie's hot, swollen clit.::>> ::Leslie's pussy began making the same squishy noises as Iyami fingered it.:: Oh YES! That's it! Nibble it! Sssssuck it! Oh YES!! ::She set to deep throating him as fast and as hard as she could.:: <<::Iyami's hand convulsively yanked on the controls, pushing it up well past the 3rd level. His back shuddered as he came.:: "OoooOAAAAAAGH!!!! LESLIEEEEE!">> Ahhhhhhh! ::Kiko nearly screamed, her thighs trembling. She closed her eyes and layed back on her arched back, allowing the vibe to finish her off. Squishsquish squishsquish squishsquish...:: Mmmmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmaaahhhhhh! ::Leslie got the last of his cum, then cried out as she came herself. Cum ran down her thighs. Her breasts heaved and her bottom shuddered in Iyami's hands.:: AHHHHHHH IYAMI YES!!! ::Close by, Kiko dug her fingers in the carpeting.:: Ohhhhhh YES Hiyata! There! Theeeeeerrrrreee AHHHHHH! Ohhhhhh... ohhhhhhhhhhh Hiyaaaataaaa... ::her arms finally relaxed:: Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/3/98 9:33:19 PM Central Standard Time From: Karre To: Laurel > "Women can be *so* cruel.." ::Iyami sighed.:: >> > > That was a *compliment.* ::Leslie stressed; he had taken her comment the > opposite way of how she had meant it.:: Silly man. "It was? I mean, it was!" ::Iyami used a deep, manly voice.:: "Of course it was!" > Mmmmmmnngh. CUM! I want to cum! ::Leslie moaned. He was driving her crazy, > searching around like that inside her.:: "Damned good thing I'm sucking yer twat, then." ::Shluuuuuurrrrrrrrp!:: > Uuuuuuuhhhh ahhhhhhh! ::Kiko moaned in return. Her hips got going faster.:: > Hiyata... Hiyata... yes! ::pantpant:: You feel so good tonight! ::This kid was just too cute for words, Iyami thought. She needed to be bottled and sold in 6-packs.:: > Mmmmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmaaahhhhhh! ::Leslie got the last of his cum, then cried > out as she came herself. Cum ran down her thighs. Her breasts heaved and her > bottom shuddered in Iyami's hands.:: AHHHHHHH IYAMI YES!!! ::Iyami chased some of it with his tongue. He returned to he clit, sucking gently. He ran his cum-slick hand over he ass. He loved the feel of that ass when she came. He felt completely drained up, wonderfully mellow and at ease:: "Honey? Let's sleep here tonight...." Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/5/98 6:14:27 AM Central Standard Time From: Laurel To: Karre << "Damned good thing I'm sucking yer twat, then." ::Shluuuuuurrrrrrrrp!:: >> Ooooohhhhh! Yes, very nice coincidence, oooohhhhh... <> Okay. ::Leslie panted, just resting and allowing all the nice aftershocks to calm down.:: The carpeting's real soft. ::Kiko removed the vibrator with a soft schluuuup sound. Then she sat there panting and messing with her hair.:: Do you two do kinky things like this very often? ::giggle:: Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/5/98 11:09:30 PM Central Standard Time From: Karre To: Laurel > Okay. ::Leslie panted, just resting and allowing all the nice aftershocks to > calm down.:: The carpeting's real soft. "Hsog, we can't stay here, I gotta feed the damned cat," ::Iyami said, showing no inclination to move.:: > ::Kiko removed the vibrator with a soft schluuuup sound. Then she sat there > panting and messing with her hair.:: Do you two do kinky things like this very > often? ::giggle:: ::Iyami just rested with his head pillowed on Leslie's thigh, breathing deeply. It was such a, a girly thing to mess with her hair like that. Too damned kawaii.:: "Sure, kid. Next week we go to McDonald's... Honestly, Kiko, we don't, and I'm glad. Otherwise I would not be able to walk, let alone stand up. Leslie-sama wears me out." ::He carressed her ass.:: Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/6/98 5:46:30 AM Central Standard Time From: Laurel To: Karre << "Hsog, we can't stay here, I gotta feed the damned cat," ::Iyami said, showing no inclination to move.:: >> Is it time to leave the cabin and go home already? ::Leslie said sadly.:: <<"Sure, kid. Next week we go to McDonald's...>> ::Kiko giggled behind her hand.:: Honestly, Kiko, we don't, and I'm glad. Otherwise I would not be able to walk, let alone stand up. Leslie-sama wears me out." ::He carressed her ass.::>> ::The girl giggled again. Leslie moaned contentedly; his caresses felt so nice.:: ::Someone banged on the door.:: Are you EVER going to finish cleaning that bathroom?! ::Kiko popped up on her feet.:: Shhhh! Don't make any noise. We've got to clean up and get back to our normal lives. ::She bopped over to the sink.:: ::Leslie groaned.:: I wish I still had all that energy. Hey, get off me. ::she chuckled.:: Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/7/98 12:29:42 AM Central Standard Time From: Karre To: Laurel > Is it time to leave the cabin and go home already? ::Leslie said sadly.:: ::Iyami sighed.:: "Looks like." ::He did a bad Bogart impersonation.:: " We'll always have Chez Snuti, shweetheart.." > ::The girl giggled again. Leslie moaned contentedly; his caresses felt so > nice.:: ::At Leslie's moan, Iyami spanked her lightly.:: "Now don't you start again! If you get going, you're using that vibe!" ::He liked the way her ass jiggled when he swatted her.:: "Hmmmm..." ::He spanked her again.:: > ::Someone banged on the door.:: Are you EVER going to finish cleaning that > bathroom?! ::Iyami whispered.:: "Yikes! Hide under the sinks!" > ::Kiko popped up on her feet.:: Shhhh! Don't make any noise. We've got to > clean up and get back to our normal lives. ::She bopped over to the sink.:: > > ::Leslie groaned.:: I wish I still had all that energy. Hey, get off me. ::she > chuckled.:: "Don't wanna," ::Iyami said, but rolled to his feet anyways. He held out a hand to help Leslie up. As he re-composed himself and his clothing, Iyami made a big deal out of carefully tucking his naughty bits back in.:: "Gonna have to pack Big Jim and the Twins in ice," ::He muttered.:: "Poor things'll never work properly again, thanks to you and your horny wild-woman ways...Just you wait, I'll probably pee sideways from now on." ::He gave Leslie a smooch on the back of her neck. He wondered if he should shake Kiko's hand or something.:: Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/8/98 2:16:03 AM Central Standard Time From: Laurel To: Karre << ::Iyami sighed.:: "Looks like." ::He did a bad Bogart impersonation.:: " We'll always have Chez Snuti, shweetheart.." >> Well, can I stay at your apartment tonight and snuggle with you while we fall asleep? ::Leslie asked. She looked at Iyami like an innocent little girl asking for a toy.:: <<::At Leslie's moan, Iyami spanked her lightly.:: "Now don't you start again! If you get going, you're using that vibe!" ::He liked the way her ass jiggled when he swatted her.:: "Hmmmm..." ::He spanked her again.:>> If you don't want me to get going again, then quit spanking me, Einstein. ::Leslie purred.:: <> Uh huh, sure. After a good night's sleep, you'll be all over me again. ::Leslie curled her arms around his waist and kissed him.:: ::Kiko was straightening her outfit and brushing her hair at the same time.:: Want to borrow my brush? ::She acted as if they were a group of friends in the high school bathroom, making sure they looked presentable after skipping class to drink and smoke on the football field.:: Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/8/98 10:37:42 PM Central Standard Time From: Karre To: Laurel > Well, can I stay at your apartment tonight and snuggle with you while we fall > asleep? ::Leslie asked. She looked at Iyami like an innocent little girl > asking for a toy.:: ::Leslie looked so damned cute and precious and yes, arousing like that. That innocent-baby look made Iyami want to corrupt her. 'Want some caaaaandy, little girl?' and all that. But he was freaking exhausted! Iyami contented himself with a kiss on her nose.:: "What baby wants, baby gets." ::He was relieved that he wouldn't have to drive all the way back to the cabin tonight. He didn't think he would make it without falling asleep.:: > If you don't want me to get going again, then quit spanking me, Einstein. > ::Leslie purred.:: ::Iyami kissed her in the nose again.:: "You're so cute when you talk sexy." > Uh huh, sure. After a good night's sleep, you'll be all over me again. > ::Leslie curled her arms around his waist and kissed him.:: "MmmmmmmYou wish!" ::Iyami said around the kiss.:: "I'm gonna sleep for 5 days, and walk funny for a month! Damned taskmistress, that's what you are!" > ::Kiko was straightening her outfit and brushing her hair at the same time.:: > Want to borrow my brush? ::She acted as if they were a group of friends in the > high school bathroom, making sure they looked presentable after skipping class > to drink and smoke on the football field.:: ::Iyami hugged Leslie from behind.:: "Isn't she cute? Hiyata better know how lucky he is." Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/9/98 7:35:56 AM Central Standard Time From: Laurel To: Karre << Iyami contented himself with a kiss on her nose.:: "What baby wants, baby gets." >> ::Leslie grinned.:: Yay! <<"I'm gonna sleep for 5 days, and walk funny for a month! Damned taskmistress, that's what you are!">> ::She made whip-cracking sounds.:: <<::Iyami hugged Leslie from behind.:: "Isn't she cute? Hiyata better know how lucky he is.">> ::With a chuckle, Leslie borrowed the brush.:: You make sure Hiyata takes you out for a nice dinner after your shift, okay? He should cherish such a nice, pretty, *kinky* girlfriend. Take it from me, most men like doing kinky things, and they love it when they can share that with their girlfriends. It can make for a healthy relationship. ::Kiko blushed.:: Thank you for the compliments. Arigato. ::she bowed to them:: Maybe... next time... I could bring Hiyata in here for a lesson where he can watch you too? You will be coming back, won't you? Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/9/98 10:50:30 PM Central Standard Time From: Karre To: Laurel > ::With a chuckle, Leslie borrowed the brush.:: ::Iyami took it from Leslie and brushed her hair with it.:: > You make sure Hiyata takes you > out for a nice dinner after your shift, okay? ::Iyami tried parting Leslie's hair on the side, then decided he liked the part in the middle.:: >He should cherish such a nice, > pretty, *kinky* girlfriend. ::Iyami brushed her hair over her face.:: > Take it from me, most men like doing kinky things, > and they love it when they can share that with their girlfriends. ::Iyami started ratting Leslie's hair.:: >It can make > for a healthy relationship. "Not to mention an exhausting one." ::Iyami returned Leslie's hair to normal.:: > ::Kiko blushed.:: Thank you for the compliments. Arigato. ::she bowed to > them:: Maybe... next time... I could bring Hiyata in here for a lesson where > he can watch you too? You will be coming back, won't you? "You kidding? This place has the nicest rug in town!" ::Iyami said. He wasn't too sure about Hiyata, though. Kiko was welcome any time they came here, but Iyami had reservations about turning this into an orgy. That boy made a move on his woman, he'd be a boy for life.:: Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/10/98 9:23:06 PM Central Standard Time From: Laurel To: Karre << ::Iyami took it from Leslie and brushed her hair with it.:: >> <<::Iyami tried parting Leslie's hair on the side, then decided he liked the part in the middle.::>> <<::Iyami brushed her hair over her face.::>><<::Iyami started ratting Leslie's hair.::>><<::Iyami returned Leslie's hair to normal.::>> ::The entire time that Iyami messed with her hair, Leslie went right on talking. When he was done, she took the brush from his hand, pulled the rubber band out of his hair, and began brushing his hair in return, with a happy, gentle smile on her face.:: <<"You kidding? This place has the nicest rug in town!" >> ::Leslie chuckled.:: Sure Kiko, we'll be coming back to cause more trouble. But all Hiyata can do is watch, and please YOU. I think the two of you would enjoy being watched, as Iyami and I do, sometimes. You'll have to excuse our selfishness, though--Iyami and I do not share. ::She kissed the back of his neck.:: I understand. ::Kiko bowed again, then set about making herself presentable for work.:: ::Leslie whispered in Iyami's ear:: I promised you that if you made me cum in front of the waitor that I would give you a blowjob in the middle of the restaurant. Do you want me to do that on the way out, or do you want a raincheck for another time when we are less worn out? Either way, your wish is my command. ::She took his earlobe between her teeth and nibbled lightly, just being affectionate.:: You smell like men's cologne and sex. Rrrrrreow. Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/11/98 1:48:09 AM Central Standard Time From: Karre To: Laurel > ::The entire time that Iyami messed with her hair, Leslie went right on > talking. When he was done, she took the brush from his hand, pulled the rubber > band out of his hair, and began brushing his hair in return, with a happy, > gentle smile on her face.:: ::Iyami leaned his head back, enjoying the attention.:: > ::Leslie chuckled.:: Sure Kiko, we'll be coming back to cause more trouble. > But all Hiyata can do is watch, and please YOU. I think the two of you would > enjoy being watched, as Iyami and I do, sometimes. You'll have to excuse our > selfishness, though--Iyami and I do not share. ::She kissed the back of his > neck.:: "Well done!" ::Iyami kissed Leslie back.:: "Such diplomacy. With skills like that, you oughta run some sort of combination research/embassy unit." > ::Leslie whispered in Iyami's ear:: I promised you that if you made me cum in > front of the waitor that I would give you a blowjob in the middle of the > restaurant. Do you want me to do that on the way out, or do you want a > raincheck for another time when we are less worn out? Either way, your wish is > my command. ::She took his earlobe between her teeth and nibbled lightly, just > being affectionate.:: You smell like men's cologne and sex. Rrrrrreow. "Oh, baby..!" ::Iyami breathed.:: "Rain check! I wanna enjoy every bit of it. Especially if we have dinner companions." ::Wriggles eyebrows.:: "Kiko, could you check if it's safe for me to sneak out?" Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/11/98 9:24:40 AM Central Standard Time From: Laurel To: Karre << "Kiko, could you check if it's safe for me to sneak out?" >> Just a sec. ::She checked her outfit one last time, then hid the vibrator under the sink until she could take it to her employee locker.:: Okay, I'm unlocking the door now. ::There was no one out in the hall except for one older woman, who looked very angry and uncomfortable.:: What were you cleaning the bathroom with, a muddy rag?! ::Kiko apologized. The woman pushed her way into the bathroom. She glared at Leslie and especially Iyami.:: What the hell... ? ::Leslie made a big show of wiping her mouth.:: Excuse us. ::She leaned closer to the woman.:: I had a job to do. You understand. We're in the same business, right? ::then she sauntered out, looking back at Iyami over her shoulder.:: ::The woman's eyes bugged out.:: I have a good mind to talk to the manager about this! What were you people doing in here?! Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/12/98 2:03:48 AM Central Standard Time From: Karre To: Laurel > ::Kiko apologized. The woman pushed her way into the bathroom. She glared at > Leslie and especially Iyami.:: What the hell... ? > > ::Leslie made a big show of wiping her mouth.:: Excuse us. ::She leaned closer > to the woman.:: I had a job to do. You understand. We're in the same business, > right? ::then she sauntered out, looking back at Iyami over her shoulder.:: ((Bwah-ha-ha!!!)) ::Iyami flushed. Leslie was being so *brazen* tonight! He enjoyed it immensely.:: > ::The woman's eyes bugged out.:: I have a good mind to talk to the manager > about this! What were you people doing in here?! ::Iyami nodded, tugging his forelock at the irate old biddy.:: "Just getting the pipes cleaned, ma'am." ::He patted the lady's butt on his way out.:: ::Hiyata and the maitre d' were at their table. The maitre d' was glowering and jotting something on his compu-pad while Hiyata anxiously stood by.:: "Ah! You are back!" ::Hiyata said with relief. He gave the maitre d' a look that said 'See, I told you so.':: ::The maitre d' suspiciously eyed them both.:: "You were absent for quite some time," ::he said stuffily.:: "We were growing...concerned." ::Hiyata hurried to add,:: "We couldn't find you. You weren't dancing, and I did not see anyone in the men's room. But then, I did not check the stalls. I told you this, sir," ::Hiyata said to his superior.:: "That explains sir's absence. Where was madam?" ::The maitre d' asked pointedly.:: ::Iyami realized that the maitre d' thought they had left without paying the bill.:: "I don't think that's any of your business, Jeeves," ::He said loudly.:: "Is this a restaurant or a kindergarten? We are patrons at this establishment, we don't have to tell you where anyone was." Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/13/98 4:27:06 AM Central Standard Time From: Laurel To: Karre << ::Iyami nodded, tugging his forelock at the irate old biddy.:: "Just getting the pipes cleaned, ma'am." ::He patted the lady's butt on his way out.:: >> ::Kiko was blushing at their behavior, with a smile on her face that she was hiding behind the pile of towels that she held.:: ::The woman, of course, was very offended.:: Who are you?! What do you think you're doing, you pervert?! ::She stomped off to a stall.:: <<"That explains sir's absence. Where was madam?" ::The maitre d' asked pointedly.:: ::Iyami realized that the maitre d' thought they had left without paying the bill.:: "I don't think that's any of your business, Jeeves," ::He said loudly.:: "Is this a restaurant or a kindergarten? We are patrons at this establishment, we don't have to tell you where anyone was.">> Oh, there's no problem with him knowing where I was, Iyami. He has a right to know the truth about what goes on in his restaurant. ::Leslie cleared her throat.:: Mr. D, I was unable to return to my table after using the bathroom because I was cornered in the back corridor by the BIGGEST RAT you have EVER SEEN! It had huge sharp teeth and it did this at me! ::She knashed her teeth menacingly.:: I'm almost certain it had some sort of horrible disease!! Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/14/98 12:50:56 AM Central Standard Time From: Karre To: Laurel > ::The woman, of course, was very offended.:: Who are you?! "I'm the Maitre D', ma'am. But you may call me Jeeves. Thank you for patronizing our fine establishment." ::Deep bow.:: > What do you think > you're doing, you pervert?! ::She stomped off to a stall.:: "Not 'what.' 'Who.' " ::Iyami said after her. He winked at Kiko and beat the hell out of there.:: > Oh, there's no problem with him knowing where I was, Iyami. He has a right to > know the truth about what goes on in his restaurant. ::Leslie cleared her > throat.:: Mr. D, ((Bwah-ha-ha!!! You funny!)) >I was unable to return to my table after using the bathroom > because I was cornered in the back corridor by the BIGGEST RAT you have EVER > SEEN! It had huge sharp teeth and it did this at me! ::She knashed her teeth > menacingly.:: I'm almost certain it had some sort of horrible disease!! ::The raised voices attracted attention. Several curious heads popped up from behind the booth's foliage.:: ::Other than a facial tick, the Maitre D' appeared unruffled.:: "Madam has quite a sense of humor. I'm sure any rats seen were of the two-legged variety." ::He gave Hiyata a pointed look.:: "I am sure Sir and Madam are tired of waiting..." "Ah!" ::Hiyata closed his open mouth and bowed to all.:: "Would you care for an after-dinner---" "I'm sure Sir and Madam are quite ready to leave." ::'Jeeves' said firmly.:: "Don't get all weepy on us, Jeeves." ::Iyami took the cred-scanner and approved the trans. When he pulled his credcard from his wallet, he also palmed the equivalent of several fifties. Iyami held the scanner up to show Jeeves that the trans had cleared. The credscanner was handed back to Hiyata with the tip in plain view to everyone but Jeeves,::: "Split it with the band," ::Iyami muttered.:: "Now, If you'll allow me to--" ::Jeeves began, but was distracted by a commotion near the lady's room.:: ::Iyami pretended to hold back tears.:: "I feel the same way, man! Give us a kiss!" ::He tackled Jeeves in a hug.:: "Sir! I beg your pardon!" ::Red-faced, Jeeves freed himself from Iyami's embrace. He was not at all happy to see that their audience had grown.:: "Not another word, Jeeves, we can't stay another minute. Stop begging, man, you'll embarass yourself." ::Iyami waved to the people. He was surprised how many waved back. Maybe they were happy to have something to discuss at their stock portfolio and crumpet meetings tomorrow.:: "Bye-bye! ...C'mon, babe let's split. Here comes trouble..." ::Iyami murmured to Leslie.:: ::Several young men were approaching with grim looks on their faces. Iyami had been in enough trouble in the past to know when to beat a hasty retreat. He escorted Leslie out, his ears pricked to pick up all he could.:: "Are you the Maitre D'?" ::One of the men was heard to ask.:: "Yes, sir. Is there a problem?" "That was Grandma-chan in the bathroom!" "Ah! He said your grandmother was a rat!" ::an onlooker cried.:: ::Jeeves was sputtering in confusion as Iyami and Leslie reached the door.:: Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/15/98 3:17:58 AM Central Standard Time From: Laurel To: Karre << "I'm sure Sir and Madam are quite ready to leave." ::'Jeeves' said firmly.::>> Actually, I wanted a sundae for dessert with lots of extra NUTS, but if you say so... <<"Not another word, Jeeves, we can't stay another minute. Stop begging, man, you'll embarass yourself." ::Iyami waved to the people. He was surprised how many waved back. Maybe they were happy to have something to discuss at their stock portfolio and crumpet meetings tomorrow.:: "Bye-bye! ...C'mon, babe let's split. Here comes trouble..." ::Iyami murmured to Leslie.::>> ::Leslie reached back and patted the maitre'd's ass.:: See ya Jeeves. <> ::Leslie smiled at him.:: I think we should put Kiko, Hiyata, and Jeeves on our Christmas card list. Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/15/98 9:12:14 PM Central Standard Time From: Karre To: Laurel > Actually, I wanted a sundae for dessert with lots of extra NUTS, but if you > say so... ::Iyami cracked up.:: > ::Leslie reached back and patted the maitre'd's ass.:: See ya Jeeves. ::Iyami gave Leslie a kiss for being such a brat.:: "His ass better stop molesting your hand." > ::Leslie smiled at him.:: I think we should put Kiko, Hiyata, and Jeeves on > our Christmas card list. ::Iyami loved the idea.:: "You kidding? We'll have to send Jeeves one every holiday! He's our pal!" ::Because he was feeling so good, he grabbed Leslie around her legs and slung her over his shoulder, his hand on her ass to steady her.:: "Let's go home, dearest. I'm pooped." Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/15/98 10:45:00 PM Central Standard Time From: Laurel To: Karre << ::Because he was feeling so good, he grabbed Leslie around her legs and slung her over his shoulder, his hand on her ass to steady her.:: "Let's go home, dearest. I'm pooped." >> ::Leslie made the "young giddy teen girl being carried out of the club by her boyfriend and is pretending it embarasses her" face and waved to everyone.:: Bye! ::she said giddily.:: ::When they arrived at Iyami's apartment, Leslie put on one of his shirts (since she didn't have any pajamas handy) on and slipped into his warm bed.:: My ass is here waiting for you to come fondle it in your sleep. ::she told him sleepily.:: Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/15/98 11:23:22 PM Central Standard Time From: Karre To: Laurel > ::Leslie made the "young giddy teen girl being carried out of the club by her > boyfriend and is pretending it embarasses her" face and waved to everyone.:: > Bye! ::she said giddily.:: "Kawaii!" > ::When they arrived at Iyami's apartment, Leslie put on one of his shirts > (since she didn't have any pajamas handy) on and slipped into his warm bed.:: ::Iyami liked it when she wore his shirts. She looked so cute in them. And Lelsie filled them out in better ways than he did, too.:: > My ass is here waiting for you to come fondle it in your sleep. ::she told him > sleepily.:: "MrooOOOW!" ::Jingaro 2 rowled from his spot next to his food dish. He gave a fed-up look at Iyami.:: "Good to see you too, cat," ::Iyami said as he dumped some catfood into the bowl. He left the cat to munch his dinner and returned to his bedroom, shedding clothes on the way. He slipped naked into bed and cuddled up next to Leslie.:: "Mmmm.....good night." ::Kiss on the cheek, hand on the ass.:: ::Jingaro 2 entered the room. Knowing from experience that any attempt to sleep on top of someone would result in being flung into the laundry basket, he contented himself to sleeping near the lover's feet.:: Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/16/98 9:59:52 PM Central Standard Time From: Laurel To: Karre << "Good to see you too, cat," ::Iyami said as he dumped some catfood into the bowl. He left the cat to munch his dinner and returned to his bedroom, shedding clothes on the way. He slipped naked into bed and cuddled up next to Leslie.:: "Mmmm.....good night." ::Kiss on the cheek, hand on the ass.::>> I had better not find that cat lying on my face in the morning like last time. ::Leslie cuddled up to his warm, wonderful-feeling body.:: Nite lover. ::She wiggled her ass in his grasp, flirtatiously, then wrapped a leg around his leg and drifted off under the toasty warm covers.:: Subj: Re: Still a Weekend of PERIL!!! Date: 12/16/98 10:48:39 PM Central Standard Time From: Karre To: Laurel > I had better not find that cat lying on my face in the morning like last time. ::Iyami smiled sleepily. He had pictures of that. From before *and* after she woke up. The expression of both Leslie's and the cat's faces were priceless.:: > ::Leslie cuddled up to his warm, wonderful-feeling body.:: Nite lover. ::She > wiggled her ass in his grasp, flirtatiously, then wrapped a leg around his leg > and drifted off under the toasty warm covers.:: "Mmmmmmmmflirrrrrrrrrrrt..." ::Iyami dozed off, utterly exhausted.:: -30-