THIS IS NOT A REAL CORPORATION! WE DON'T DO ANYTHING OR MAKE ANY PRODUCTS! IT'S A JOKE! I'm just so demented that I could be my own corporation of dementedness, which explains the corporate references.
What is Demented?
"Demented"/"Planet Demented" is a fanzine I (Laurel Wilson) published in print (off a copy machine) from 1992 until 1996. Once I got on the internet in 1997, there was no looking back... back issues are still available, but there will only be one more print issue in 200? before PD goes completely e-zine. So if you are one of my old-time readers who is wondering what the heck happened to me, you've just found the future plans for my empire. ~_^
Can I still get back issues in print?
Yes. If you would like to buy any back issues, e-mail me and I will send you the address.
WARNING: My zine contains some adult material!!!!
What is each site about?
Laurel's Tape Trading Jamboree: Should be self-explanatory. My tape trading website.
The Character Factory: A sampling of the fictional characters I have created, original and fanfic, along with actual fanfic that you can read and beautiful art. Fanfic subjects currently include "Land of the Lost" and "Sailor Moon."
Operation Space Nut: All about the eternal kings of Saturday morning television, Sid and Marty Krofft! Sounds, pictures, the You Know You've Been Watching too Much Sid and Marty Krofft When list, and lots of fanstuff.
The Texacon: Many many pictures from some of the "Mystery Science Theatre 3000" official conventions and mini-cons hosted by aol message board members.
On the Subject of Me: On the subject of me. In other words, my personal page.
Cool Links: My humongo links page.
What does it mean to be demented?
It is a state of mind. It has nothing to do with how you look or how wild you act, because I have met some pretty weird looking, wild people who were quite ordinary inside. Being demented simply means looking at the world in a different, silly way that often causes other people to tell you you are a bizarre person. Throughout my entire life, people have been telling me I live on my own planet, so I figure the moniker fits.
I'm demented! Will you host my site?
Most likely not. I'm pretty much going to use up all my room and bandwidth on my own. Sorry!
What the heck happened to your previous site, dementedinc.com?
It's an unpleasant story that I'd rather not get into in detail, but basically, it was deleted because my webhost questioned some of the content. So, here I am, back on the net with a new, better host! I had gotten a strong dislike for my former host and its declining service anyway, and I've been wanting a more general domain name for a long time too, so it worked out for the best. ^_^
Rei graciously sweeps up the dust as we remodel our building.
Credits:
Thanks to Nancy and especially Ivy for helping me with some of the technical sheet for this site when I was first getting started. Big thanks to the book "HTML for Dummies" and to the HTML Reference Library for Windows 95. Raw html rocks! Why didn't I learn it sooner???
These web pages and their contents are © Demented Stuff, except where otherwise noted. All of Karen Kling's work is © Static Kling Productions. All © stuff used with permission. Some stuff on this site was obtained through freeware. It's a beautiful thing, that freeware. I'm going to marry it. Then I'm going to cheat on it with raw html. While having a fling on the side with Leonardo DiCaprio.
I made the "Rei sweeping" animated gif. Please don't use it without giving me credit and/or a link or I'll send Big Louie (PR) out to muss you up. I made the gif with images from a Rei screen saver I got at Otaku World!
Above photo taken by Karen Kling.
If you don't check out the sites already being broadcast from Demented Stuff, I will squish these two shrunken, puny children in my hands! Bwahahahahahahahaha! Can you hear them calling for help? "Heeeelp meeeee, heeeeelp meeeee!" The fact that they sound like The Fly is just a coincidence.